I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
David Shrigley - Witness My Joy, 2022
not to be dramatic but being yelled at makes me suicidal
“do you seriously think you’re above the rules” the stupid ones yeah
if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they’re not stupid. this isn’t a difficult concept to grasp.
i love sundays soooo much oh my god idgaf mode activated all day
















